grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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