sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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