I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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