yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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