did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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