Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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