he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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