she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I touched a dick in church today
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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