he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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