I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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