Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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