I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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