pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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