What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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