do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize