yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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