i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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