we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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