Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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