Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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