apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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