My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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