I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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