Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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