Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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