Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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