I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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