Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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