Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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