Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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