Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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