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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm glad girls dont get visible erections

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  But, it would have made life so much easier...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  your address is 607B right?

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  yeah why?

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  i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

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  Where the hell are you

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  He's winning.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.

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• (347): View more from New York

  He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.

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