Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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