Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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