is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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