what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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