On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
you had me at cake vodka
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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