You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Life is so much better after having sex.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think my moral compass just broke
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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