What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
try to milk me bitch
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