Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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