Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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