I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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