absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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