I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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