Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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