Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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