That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Duck Duck Cougar?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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