i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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