I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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