the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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