Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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