And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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