I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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