You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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