Jerry, you need to find god
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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