whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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