I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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