Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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