Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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