Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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