its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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