How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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